(The hottest idol group TWICE comes to Radio Star!)
(They capture our attention with their fast forward dance.)
(And Hyung Tak, the dancer from space, challenges himself.)
- What's your type? - Lee Sang Yoon?
(He shows off his whimsical side.)
(Is the young master from "Moon Embracing the Sun" changed?)
(He will reveal his off-the-wall nature.)
(He will make everyone crack up with a parade of popular jokes.)
He said he really likes me.
(We sense love springing.)
(It's the variety show of the most unusual characters.)
("You Don't Know My Name? No Way!" starts now.)
Today's guests are those who might cry if you ask,
"What's your name?"
- Hey, if you are... - Do it right.
"What is your name?"
Even if the world is troubled, you should do your job well.
Please do the part.
If you ask...
"What's your name?"
to our five guests today...
they might just break into tears.
This is "You Don't Know My Name? No Way!" special.
All right. I'll introduce the first guest.
He's an actor with 14 years of acting experience...
but he became popular because of his love for Doraemon.
When the Doraemon effect was ceasing,
he was saved once again with his hysterical dance.
- Recently, with the baby dance, - I couldn't stand watching it.
he established his strong presence in the variety show scene.
But still, Hyung Tak is an actor who loves Doraemon like his child.
The next guest is the man who was harshly criticized...
as soon as he appeared to play the adult role of Yim Si Wan.
(He was criticized for his old face.)
People questioned how Si Wan's beautiful baby face could turn...
wrinkly in just a few years. It was all because of this man.
It's been more than four years since the show ended...
but he's still referred as "Old Heo Yeom". He's Song Jae Hee.
I'm excited to see those two fighting for their characters.
- It will be intense. - Yes.
Among the member of TWICE...
I like her the best.
- Really? - Yes.
- She's so unlucky. - My son Dong Hyun wishes...
- to go out with a girl like her. - It's too bad Gu Ra likes you.
(She's devastated.)
While the other members are cute...
she's gorgeous, and even girls are falling for her charms.
Please welcome Jeong Yeon from TWICE.
Even if you are not sure about her name...
you'd all know if I say she was the one...
who sang the part "Shy, shy, shy".
Shy, shy, shy.
- Please welcome Sana from TWICE. - Welcome, Sana.
- She must run a business. - She's our Japanese friend.
- Will you buy this? - Hey.
(Pick whatever you want.)
It's time for the last guest. In "People Looking for Laughter"...
I'm not sure how it goes.
- "This is not it. This is not it." - "This is not it. This is not it."
(Come on, Kyu Hyun. That's not it.)
In 2006, He debuted loudly, but he miserably failed.
- He's funny. - In 2013...
He succeeded to rise up again with "Death Debate" and "Meddler".
He's a comedian with 11 years of experience.
When he's not wearing make up...
people still mistake him for Leung Siu Lung or Oh Ji Heon.
Please welcome Comedian Lee Sang Jun.
- Welcome. - Welcome.
- Come in. - Welcome. Mr Shim.
- Hyung Tak is now... - Please have a seat.
- Welcome. - An experienced entertainer now.
Hyung Tak, last time you were here...
you shocked us by saying that you never buy underwear.
There's no one stingier than him.
His talent is getting underwear from his friends.
He gets underwear from his friends?
I don't know. Gosh.
- Why would you do that? - That's too much.
- Isn't he more like a pervert... - That's cheap.
than a miser.
You don't do that.
- I don't do that now. - Why?
I became...
a model for an underwear brand.
Which brand is it?
It's called "Boritgaru".
"Boritgaru"? I've never heard of it.
That's the name of the underwear brand?
I'm not allowed to say the name of the brand on TV. It's similar.
- It's "Bodyguard". - What is...
- Yes. - I see.
- Gosh... - That's bad.
- What was that? - You could've said the name.
(Hyung Tak is revealing his whimsical character from the start.)
I thought their underwear was made with a special material.
- I thought it'd be nice. - I thought it'd be nice and thick.
So now, I have...
- so many briefs that... - I see.
- I could even wear them on my head. - You can wear a new one every day.
Celebrities love underwear brands...
C or D.
Or P. Those are the popular ones.
- Yes. - But...
while you model for a Korean underwear brand...
- It's not like people can see it. - Perhaps you wear those brands.
Can we check it now?
(It's processing in his head.)
Yes. All of my Korean-brand briefs are in the washer right now.
- You're wearing something else? - I knew it.
- You said you had more than enough. - Of course...
you're not obligated to wear them every day.
But you're busted.
Yes. I wore the brief Sang Woo gave to me.
Sang Woo gave it to you? Then we understand.
- I can show you. - Is that right?
- Should I go up the table? - Now?
(The Radio Star Squad acts fast.)
Wait. No.
- It's not the Korean-made one. - No.
- Then why would you show us? - Then why would you go up?
- You said you're not wearing it. - Why would you go up the table?
We have no reason to see your butt.
(He almost got arrested for demoralization.)
Hyung Tak, you're close to Lee Sang Woo, the actor.
Is he whimsical like you?
- Yes. - I heard he's really unique.
He's perfectly normal to me.
- He's normal in your world. - Right. Right.
- In his world. - In his universe.
(Sang Woo is normal in Hyung Tak's universe.)
I heard you found out about his relationship status through news.
But you're very close to him.
(He's very serious.)
You see...
- Love is something... - How come he didn't tell you?
you should keep to yourself.
So when it came out on the news...
I called him.
I said, "Congratulations, Sang Woo. I hope you'll be happy."
I told him that.
But the next day, I found out that other people had already known.
- He only kept it a secret from me. - Only you didn't know?
- Right. - I see.
- Only you didn't know. That's odd. - Right.
Perhaps you're the problem?
Perhaps you're not close to him?
- Perhaps you're the problem. - Me...
Did you like So Yeon by any chance?
Pardon me?
(The ridiculous question makes his eyes open wide.)
That might be the reason why he didn't tell you.
Perhaps you expressed your interest in her sometime in the past.
- Never. No. - It's nothing like that.
There are some close friends...
you don't want to talk certain things about.
- That's possible. - You're afraid it will spread.
So I plan to take revenge on him.
- You plan to date someone secretly. - Yes. I will date someone...
- You won't tell him. - And not tell him...
- that I'm dating. - You want him to hear it elsewhere.
- Right. - What's your type?
Lee Sang Yoon?
- Why would you bring him up? - Lee Sang Yoon...
- is an old football player. - It's so out of context.
(He still remains happy.)
Jae Hee.
I will introduce myself through a rap.
- That's good. - We love it.
(Hyung Tak is impressed.)
- That's good. - I recommended it.
I never expected this character from a handsome guy like him.
(Jae Hee seems unusual.)
- He's really funny. - He's going to rap.
I'm talking rap and I live hip hop.
(She can't believe what she heard.)
I'm rap-hop Jae Hee
I'm Actor Song Jae Hee, who lives hip hop.
Hello, everyone.
By the way, Hyun Moo...
has doubts about your ability.
- Why? - He was really funny when he...
- first went on "Happy Together," - Oh, "Happy Together."
They invited him again soon after, and he had lost all the fun.
No. I reappeared in the same show...
- in about two months. - Yes.
When I returned after two months, I couldn't get it right.
- That's what happened. - Are you ready for this then?
- It's my first time here. I'm on. - Yes.
- Is that right? - I'm confident.
We're a talk show, just like "Happy Together."
Will your stories differ from the stories you told them?
- They're different. - They are?
"Happy Together" has a different character from Radio Star.
Radio Star delivers a message.
- Do we deliver a message? - I'm sorry to say...
- We don't have a message. - But...
his eyes look unfocused.
I'm a little worried.
I'm confident today.
- You're confident? - Yes.
Stay tuned.
He's confident.
(His voice is loud enough to be heard from space.)
By the way, do you talk like that when you act?
- He doesn't. - Your voice is lower, isn't it?
I want to talk like this. I really want to...
but they won't let me.
- Right, you're the lead character. - I kept trying.
- How did you try? - Even if I was a villain...
instead of saying, "Hey, punk"...
I wanted to say "Hey, punk."
- But I was told not to do it. - "Hey, punk."
- It was my way of trying. - That...
That was fun. Can you do a little more of that?
For example, let's say I was on "Moon Embracing the Sun."
"What's wrong, Princess?"
"Princess, don't do this."
- This is how it was supposed to be. - Okay.
But I wanted to say, "Princess, don't do this."
"Gosh!"
Isn't that how a eunuch is supposed to be?
Jae Hee, you've been waiting to be invited here for 8 months?
I'm really thankful to the staff here.
My dream came true.
- Really? - Don't do that.
(Hyung Tak is impressed.)
I'm serious.
- You're an actor, though. - Let's hear him out.
Your dream should be winning awards for acting.
How is this your dream?
I'm an actor, but the reason I'm acting is...
- to deliver a message to the world. - What kind of message?
- Can I say it here? - Of course you can.
I created a group called "GFR."
- What's that? - "Group that Fights Robots."
At one point, I realized...
that this world was being controlled by robots.
- A smartphone is an example. - It's going to get worse.
By using smartphones... I used to be the analog generation.
I used to remember at least 20 numbers.
But now, I can't remember it.
Our memorization skills have been attacked.
Secondly, we don't miss anyone now.
It came with the flourishing of social networking services.
- In the past, if you migrated... - That's a sharp insight.
to the U.S., you couldn't see your friends for 2 to 3 years.
You were so happy to reunite with them again.
But now, they can even check what you eat every day.
- Right. - So we were taken away...
- the emotion called "longing." - We lost it.
- It was taken from us. - These days...
music streaming sites choose which song you should listen.
In fact, that's the robot's work.
- Right. - So what's your message?
The message of "GFR" is...
that we will be attacked...
if we can't control the robots.
But nobody would listen to me.
In my opinion, he hasn't been dominated by robots.
- He hasn't? - Had he been dominated by robots,
he wouldn't be this abnormal.
(Even robots can't handle his unique character.)
Then what do you think of Hyung Tak who owns five tablet computers...
and 30 game consoles?
- He's a robot. - He's manipulated by robots.
- That's his current state. - He's different.
- This is what I think. - He's a technology maniac.
Us humans only live once.
Do we have to listen to both of their messages here?
- We have to listen to them. - Do we?
We can't hear them elsewhere.
- Where else would we hear this? - Hyung Tak.
This is just like your show "Death Talk."
From birth to death, you only get one chance.
So you have to experience everything good...
and enjoy all the benefits of scientific advancement.
I believe you need to experience them all before you die.
But look, Hyung Tak.
It's nice for humans to enjoy everything good.
But we end up being controlled by robots.
The important thing is that we can't get weak.
- Yes. - Yes.
You get controlled by machines because you become weak.
You might've become weak because of Doraemon.
No. That's a different story.
- Can you live without Doraemon? - No.
No.
See? Us humans...
- He's controlled by Doraemons. - Yes.
We're doing a debate.
In fact...
this topic is discussed by great scholars in other channels.
But on "Radio Star," it's discussed by these two.
(Thank you for your great messages.)
Jae Hee, did you try to become a comedian?
- Yes. - Sang Jun...
do you think he would've passed the exam?
I think he'd pass the first round.
- Is he good? - Yes.
He's got a funny voice tone.
That "Stop! Stop!" acting was good.
- That was okay. - But as he went on talking...
I couldn't focus on his talk.
- I couldn't follow. - He's distracted.
- So he'd fail the exam. - He's slightly lacking.
Can you show us what you did on the exam?
I didn't take the exam. You didn't pay attention.
I didn't take the comedian exam.
I didn't take the exam, but I tried to be a comedian...
Will you ask me a question, too, at some point?
- Wait. - Wait.
- It's coming. - Wait.
I thought I should make people laugh to deliver my message.
I had to be on a variety show in order to do that.
That's why I appeared on "Happy Together."
I managed to make people laugh the first time.
So I thought it was finally time to deliver my message.
I thought I was going to be on different variety shows.
But my agency wasn't trying to book me variety shows.
I met up with my agents and told them...
that I needed to be on more variety shows to deliver my message.
They told me I should just focus on acting.
I told them I'll be taking a comedian test.
They didn't even care.
What were you going to do to make the judges laugh?
- I'm confident to make you laugh. - You must've prepared to do gags.
- There are several. - What are they?
He was flustered, and he spoke like this.
"There are several."
(He sounded like late Lee Ju Il.)
- Jeong Yeon and Sana. - Let's move on.
- The viewers want to see them. - Yes.
They turned on the TV to see them, but these guys went on and on.
They must've gone, "What's wrong with Radio Star?"
Your songs became a hit for two consecutive times.
- Those are "Cheer Up" and "TT." - Kyu Hyun...
loves "Cheer Up," and he even knows the dance.
Can you do the double-speed version of the dance?
- We'd love to. - All right.
The double-speed version...
- of "Cheer Up." - Please go to the stage.
I did it on my concert to be funny.
- JYP... - Please stand in the centre.
JYP Entertainment meets SM Entertainment.
Didn't you diss JYP Entertainment recently on "Duet Song Festival?"
- There were rumors about that. - I didn't diss them.
There were JYP songs...
JYP panelists....
and JYP singers at the show. So I just said it was...
- dominated by JYP. - It's like that now.
(The two girls are from JYP Entertainment.)
I love JYP Entertainment. I say it again.
- Then sign with JYP Entertainment. - Yes.
- You should transfer. - I just renewed my contract.
- Do the double-speed dance. - The double-speed dance.
(He hears the double-speed version.)
Why is it so fast?
(Kyu Hyun can't keep up with the speed.)
(But he manages the "Shy, shy, shy" part nicely.)
(His confidence is boosted.)
(He's pressured by the speed,)
(but his steps are perfect.)
(The girls press him even more,)
(and KYU-WICE speeds up.)
(They're like a ringing alarm clock.)
(The three of them match perfectly.)
(Their loveliness is doubled as well.)
Good job.
(KYU-WICE's first performance ends in success.)
(Kyu Hyun's first performance was a success.)
(She's impressed.)
(Even he can't believe it.)
(As a member in the center, he takes care of the others.)
- It was an honor. - It was incredibly fast.
- He mentions JYP Entertainment. - I love JYP Entertainment.
- He wants to switch agencies. - We welcome you.
- My goodness. - They welcome you.
In that case, let's try dancing three times faster...
like Park Jin Young.
- Kyu Hyun can sit down now. - The two members can do it.
Can you do the dance for "TT" three times faster?
- Do it with the dance for "TT" - We will give it a try.
- "TT". - It will be three times faster.
(They begin dancing three times faster.)
(They even show a smile.)
They're good.
(The fans' cheer makes them shoot bullets of love.)
(They shoot one more time.)
(They're doing the moves perfectly.)
(They have great teamwork.)
(They even take time to wipe their sweat.)
(They even clear the TT dance move.)
(He wants to speed up the music.)
(No matter how fast it gets, they continue to smile.)
(As soon as the dance ends, they breathe heavily.)
(Their legs are shaking.)
I think...
dancing 2 or 3 times faster...
has an economical benefit.
People can ask them to do the dance three times faster...
for one-third of the money.
(Do the dance three times faster for one-third of the money.)
Sana is the one who brought the "Shy, shy, shy" craze.
You thought people were making fun of your pronunciation.
People looked at me and said, "Shy, shy, shy".
Since the correct pronunciation would be "Shy, shy, shy",
I wondered why they were mispronouncing it on purpose.
I felt like I was being laughed at...
despite my hard work.
- Are the lyrics... - The lyrics are, "Shy, shy, shy".
- "Shy, shy, shy"? - It seems that way.
I didn't know that.
- I can't pronounce it correctly. - "Shy, shy, shy".
Yes. It's "Shy, shy, shy".
Everyone knows the lyrics as the mispronounced version.
- I didn't know that. - It made me feel sad.
- How do you say the lyrics? - I say, "Shy, shy, shy".
You mispronounce the words.
(You mispronounce the words.)
She's a Japanese member of Twice.
- Gook Jin didn't know. - I didn't know.
- I didn't know either. - She's a foreigner.
Is Sana your real name?
- Yes. - Sana.
- What's your full name? - Minatozaki Sana.
- I see. - Minatozaki Sana.
Minatozaki Sana.
Minato.
(Her name is Minato.)
Jeong Yeon...
- your sister is Gong Seung Yeon. - Yes.
- She's an actress. - Yes.
- Is she your real sister? - Really?
I heard that her ideal type is...
- My goodness. - Kyu Hyun.
- He could be your brother-in-law. - My goodness.
- Don't say that. - You never know what will happen.
- It can happen. - It can happen.
- I'm a good catch. - You shouldn't abandon Seul Gi.
- What are you talking about? - You should talk to her.
I don't even know her number.
What does your sister like about Kyu Hyun?
(What does your sister like about Kyu Hyun?)
I don't know.
You don't know why your sister likes him.
- She doesn't understand her sister. - No. She doesn't.
- It's not like that. - "My sister has bad tastes."
I heard that she doesn't talk to her sister anymore.
(Jeong Yeon doesn't know what to do.)
- I'm not a weird man. - You don't know why she likes him.
- My sister trained at his agency. - That's right.
That's how she knows Kyu Hyun.
She kept telling me...
- that she likes Kyu Hyun. - Really?
Why didn't she tell me back then?
- She liked you as a trainee. - Now you know.
- How does it make you feel? - I feel...
(Smiling)
Being someone's ideal type...
- makes me happy. - It's all in the past.
It makes me happy.
Why do you keep muttering? Why are you going, "Blah Blah"?
I can't help but go, "Blah Blah".
(He promotes his new song.)
That's great.
- Did your sister tell you about it? - Yes.
- She shouldn't have. - I bet she feels differently now.
(My goodness)
- She feels differently now. - It makes me go, "Shy, shy, shy".
(Shy, shy, shy)
She feels differently now.
- It was brought up now. - He isn't her ideal type anymore.
- It was brought up now. - No. He isn't.
- He isn't her ideal type anymore. - It isn't him.
- It isn't Kyu Hyun. - It was a long time ago.
- He isn't her ideal type anymore. - She liked him as a trainee.
She liked him as a trainee.
It isn't him anymore.
Jung Eun Pyo's daugher, Ha Eun...
used to like Dong Hyun very much. We met recently.
- Does she not like him anymore? - She hates him now.
(Things are different now.)
It seems like Hyung Tak really doesn't watch TV.
In the preliminary interview, he didn't know what Twice...
- or "Shy, shy, shy" was. - Really?
He didn't even know the names of the MCs.
That's impossible. You were in a program with me.
- That's impossible. - I can explain.
I had a momentary lapse in memory.
- He mistook you for Ryu Dam. - Excuse me.
I'm more famous than Ryu Dam.
I can't believe it.
I used to be in nine programs a week.
I mistook Kyu Hyun...
for Ryu Dam.
- Me? - You mistook Kyu Hyun for him.
- Yes. - It was you.
It's possible.
- You should lose weight. - He does look like Ryu Dam.
- I'm Gong Seung Yeon's ideal type. - My mistake didn't come from...
the similarity in appearances.
I was trying to think of a celebrity with a single-syllable name.
"Is it Ryu Dam?"
- That's what I asked. - That makes sense.
- Yes. - That makes sense.
I had forgotten Jong Shin's name, too.
- My name? I debuted 27 years ago. - Yes. You did.
- I couldn't remember it. - You couldn't remember it.
I didn't make an impact.
I only knew your name from reading the script, too.
(I only knew your name from reading the script, too.)
Twice is the most popular girl group these days.
- Twice. - I see.
Their songs have been on music charts for a while.
- They're the best girl group. - They're number one.
I'm sorry, but I didn't get a chance to speak.
Please wait.
- Let me say something. - Wait for your turn.
- I was getting nervous. - You're next.
- You should have waited. - I was anxious to speak.
I thought, "Why did they go back to Hyung Tak?"
- Sang Jun, your turn starts now. - Really?
- I waited a long time. - His talk was related to Twice.
- I see. - You should have waited longer.
Then I would have complimented you for your patience.
(I wanted to speak.)
It's Sang Jun's turn.
Your best friends are...
Park Na Rae, Yang Se Hyung and Yang Se Chan...
became very popular after visiting Radio Star.
That's right.
I heard that you monitored the show...
and thought they were very boring.
I didn't think they were as funny as they could have been.
I hang out with them often...
but I didn't think they did an amazing job.
Na Rae is already thinking about owning a building.
- That's how successful she is. - Really?
I thought to myself, "This is incredible."
What do you think? Can you do a better job than Se Chan?
- I think so. - Sang Jun has visited...
"Three Wheels" when I was the MC.
- He didn't make it big back then. - Sang Jun is different...
- from Na Rae. - That's right.
He does better in quiet settings.
That's why I think the future is bleak for him.
(I think the future is bleak for him.)
- It's already bleak. - That's right.
This is only the opening.
Maybe you should have worn makeup...
for Mr Toad. It's pretty hilarious.
Then I would be bald while everyone else looks cool.
(Then I would be bald while everyone else looks cool.)
Sang Jun...
this name is a curse...
in Radio Star.
- Hwang Je Seong. - He buried himself in a hole.
It was like a funeral for comedy.
We had a funeral.
(It's the sore spot for Radio Star.)
In his attempt to avoid Hwang Je Seong's fate...
he revealed his secret...
even though no one asked him to.
You must have watched Hwang Je Seong closely.
- Didn't he struggle a lot? - He struggled a lot.
He was certain...
Radio Star would have the "After-sales Service Special".
We no longer have the "After-sales Service Special".
(Let's meet again soon.)
- What secret will you reveal? - It's a bit embarrassing to say.
I got plastic surgery.
In many cases, hospitals offer to pay for celebrities' surgeries...
to get before and after photos. However, I didn't want that.
- I didn't want to to reveal photos. - That's right.
That's why I paid 5,000 dollars in full.
I asked the hospital to keep the surgery a secret.
I paid 5,000 dollars and got the surgery.
- Comedians... - I know what it is.
- You got a hair transplant, right? - Yes. I did.
I knew it.
I was wondering where he got plastic surgery.
I couldn't tell no matter how hard I looked.
(I couldn't tell no matter how hard I looked.)
Do you know how the surgery is done?
- They remove hair from the back. - That's right.
Then they plant hair...
- as if they are planting rice. - That's right.
- The procedure leaves a scar. - That's right.
- I have the scar. - How do you hide the scar?
They remove a patch of skin and stitch up the gash.
It's fascinating how neatly the wound closes.
- I see. - The wound closes.
Since they removed a patch of skin...
doesn't it pull your head back?
(Doesn't it pull your head back?)
- That much skin was removed. - It pulls the head back.
Then those who got a hair transplant would stare at the sky.
(I'm sure there's a different way.)
When the hospital covers the fee, you undergo local anesthesia...
instead of general anesthesia. They only numb the back of the head.
- You lie on your stomach. - That's right.
You can hear them work on the back of the head.
They take off a patch of skin and stitch up the gash.
Then they dress it. When you get up, there's a camera rolling.
"This hospital is very good at hair transplants."
You need to appear in a video right away...
in return for the waiver of fees. However, I didn't want to do that.
Think about it. You get a surgery like this.
When you get up, you still feel groggy.
Then you look at the camera and go, "Get a hair transplant here."
That's what I was asked to do.
I refused and paid in full for the surgery.
However...
Yang Se Hyung and Lee Yong Jin were itching to tell the story.
- They wanted to reveal my secret. - That's why you're revealing it.
Yes. I said, "Don't talk about it."
I decided to talk about it on the biggest program.
You decided to come clean about your hair transplant.
Since I paid 5,000 dollars, I went to the hospital.
I swallowed my pride and asked, "Since I'm going to do it,"
"can I have my 5,000 dollars back?"
"I will get my photos taken."
They refused.
(He revealed his secret and made everyone laugh.)
Hyung Tak...
- you will be 40 next year. - Yes.
Did your agency forbid you from dating anyone?
(Did his agency forbid him from dating anyone?)
It's not like you're a member of Twice.
I have worked with my agency for 10 years.
Before my recent popularity...
they never forbade me from doing anything.
- Now that I'm popular... - You're popular now.
They're focusing their attention on you.
- They forbade me from dating. - For how long?
It's in effect until I get married.
- That doesn't make any sense. - You need to date someone for that.
You can't get married without dating someone.
- They must be joking. - "This is my bride."
They're serious. I'm not allowed to date until I get married.
- They want you to find real love... - That's right.
- not get involved in scandals. - That's what they want.
Twice, aren't you forbidden from dating?
Yes. We're forbidden from dating for three years.
- Is it in the contract? - This one is more serious.
- It's not in the contract. - I see.
How long has it been since your debut?
- It has been a year. - You have two more years to go.
Looking at them reminds me of my son, Dong Hyun.
Dong Hyun's birthday is tomorrow.
He said, "Dad"...
"let's have dinner together the day before my birthday."
"I want you to come home late on the day of my birthday."
He wants to be with his girlfriend.
"My girlfriend will cook for me."
"I want you to come home after 11pm."
I said, "Okay."
You can have dried fish at a pub near your house.
I plan to take a walk in the park.
(I plan to take a walk in the park.)
Those who like members of Twice shouldn't make a move for two years.
It's not like they can reciprocate.
You can still flirt, right?
I'm sure flirting is included.
The agency may not forbid flirting.
Park Jin Young told us...
that we're not allowed to date for three years.
He didn't specify if it includes flirting.
- I see. - He didn't specify.
"What is going on between you and that boy?"
"We're flirting."
For how many years does SM Entertainment forbid it?
Are members of Red Velvet forbidden from dating?
- Of course they are. - It's different for a boy group.
- A girl group may have such rules. - A boy group doesn't have them.
- No. We don't. - Super Junior doesn't have them.
Shin Dong talked about getting married.
I knew it would never happen.
Dating would be preferable to that.
Isn't dating better than causing a drama?
Let's move on to Hyung Tak.
(He wants to move on.)
Dating is better than causing a drama.
He talked about getting married.
- Sun Ye did it the best. - My goodness.
This is an interesting question.
Hyung Tak, even though you never take the bar exam...
you look up your name among those who passed.
What is this about?
Why would you do that?
All celebrities look up their names on search engines.
I found my name among those who passed the first round.
(He found Shim Hyung Tak.)
I don't have a common name.
- Shim is a rare last name. - That's right.
- Hyung Tak is a rare name as well. - That's right.
- What year was this? - It was the first round of 2005.
He must be practicing law now.
It may not be the case.
We don't know if he passed the 2nd and 3rd rounds.
He only passed the first round.
Upon seeing my name among those who passed the first round...
I came to look forward to the second round.
- You wanted to see if he will pass. - You began to cheer him on.
I checked the names of people who passed the second round...
but he wasn't on the list.
Since my name is rare...
I lied to my acquaintances for a few years.
I told them that I took the bar exam for fun...
and passed the first round.
- For goodness' sake. - He's ridiculous.
I told them that I didn't take the second round.
- He's a strange man. - I lied to my acquaintances.
I bet everyone fell for it.
Everyone fell for it.
They thought I was acting...
as a hobby.
They thought it was your hobby.
Your real hobby involves Doraemon.
(Your real hobby involves Doraemon.)
Anyone who spends five minutes talking to Hyung Tak would know...
it's a lie.
Every year, I wondered if that person passed the exam.
- You want him to do well. - That's right.
Personal homepages were popular back in the days.
When I looked up my name, I found another Shim Hyung Tak.
- Two people have that name. - I think...
there are two people in the world who are named Shim Hyung Tak.
- I'm sure there are a lot. - What?
- If you think about it... - I disagree.
- There are a lot if you look. - It's a rare name.
I have never met another person named Jong Shin...
but there are a lot.
- There are a lot. - Jong Shin is a common name.
Kim Jong Shin, Lee Jong Shin, Choi Jong Shin, Park Jong Shin...
It's a singer who sang "Winter Rain," right?
- That's Kim Jong Seo. - Kim Jong Seo.
Excuse me.
- Excuse me. - For goodness' sake.
He and I only share one syllable.
(Yoon Jong Shin and Kim Jong Seo)
In "Real Men 2," Hyung Tak showed...
a shocking specialty called "Baby Dance."
- What is that? - How did you come up with it?
There are many things we lose as we get older.
We lose innocence.
- Does it contain a message? - Yes.
Yes.
An acquaintance of mine sent me a video.
The dancing baby looked very happy.
- I have never seen anyone so happy. - Children are like that.
I realized I had forgotten it.
- So I began practicing the dance. - I see.
- For whom do you dance for? - What?
- I dance to make myself happy. - I see.
- I dance at home. - Are you happy now?
Yes. I'm very happy.
- I dance alone at home. - He's happy.
I do this when I wake up.
(Humming)
You dance while wearing your Doraemon T-shirt.
- Yes. - It must make you very happy.
Is "Baby Dance" the same thing as "Ttujji Ppajji Ppojji Dance?"
- No. It's not. - It's a different dance.
Is it a different dance?
It's the one where I dance to Minions' song.
- It was on "Infinite Challenge." - That's right.
(He's singing nonsense.)
(The dance made everyone embarrassed.)
Show us the "Baby Dance."
- Okay. - Please stand up.
- Okay. - Did you do this in the barrack?
- Yes. I did it as my specialty. - Baby Dance.
- The drill instructor asked. - I had nothing else to show.
I must be the first actor...
to come up with two popular dances.
(They're expecting.)
(He sways.)
(The 39-year-old man dances like a baby.)
(The members of Twice are startled.)
(He's so cute that you want to bite him.)
- My goodness. - I will end it here.
- Do "Ttujji Ppajji Ppojji Dance." - Show us the dance.
- Show us the dance. - Give it a go.
(He sings nonsense.)
(My goodness.)
(He's happy.)
(He sings nonsense.)
(He suddenly became embarrassed.)
(Embarrassed)
You're unbelievable.
Twice likes it.
What's important is that...
- I truly enjoyed the dance. - That's the message.
Everything must be for your own enjoyment.
- That's right. - Do you agree with him?
We're constantly restricted...
- by civilization and system. - It's another message.
- We're losing our innocence. - That's right.
I think it's great that you're trying to retrieve it.
Liking machinery doesn't make you lose your innocence.
Please face the camera when you speak.
I can see innocence in his eyes.
It's not that funny.
- He's a unique character. - She's bewildered.
Seeing a man who is nearing 40 dance like this bewildered me.
Gook Jin, you do the same thing.
Your dance is funnier.
You always do this dance.
You always do this dance. It's the same thing.
My dance only involves touching the body parts.
- It's for your enjoyment. - That's right.
I touch my nose, too.
You wouldn't touch those body parts otherwise.
Through this dance...
- you touch those body parts. - I touch everywhere.
We should nickname him "Man of Meaning."
(He's an optimistic man of meaning.)
Jae Hee, I heard that you're using a changed name.
Yes. I am.
It's a name of a girl you used to like.
- Yes. - You liked Jae Hee.
This is a funny story.
I think it's meaningful...
that people of all ages watch Radio Star.
I hope parents of school children...
- would watch this. - That's right.
See if your child's nose is stuffy.
If it is, take him or her to an otolaryngologist.
If your child has rhinitis, you must fix it.
It's connected to the reason why I changed my name.
My name used to be Song Yong Geun.
- Yong Geun. - Song Yong Geun.
- When I was young, I had rhinitis. - You still have it.
I still have it.
When someone asked for my name in elementary school...
I said, "It's Song Yong Geun."
"What?" "It's Song Yong Geun."
I couldn't pronounce it right since my nose was stuffy.
"What are you saying?" "It's Song Yong Geun."
"Get out of the classroom."
It really happened.
I told you this story is funny.
It's not a funny story, but a meaningful one.
It's a meaningful story.
I told you this story is meaningful.
(He's angry for no reason.)
(Embarrassed)
Jae Hee...
you're close friends with an actor, Han Jung Soo.
You once dreamed of becoming a patissier because of him.
When I was young, the slang for pooping...
was "Making bread" in my neighborhood.
- "Making bread?" - That's strange.
It's possible.
The slang for pooping was "Making bread."
In my neighborhood, "Making a brick" was used.
In my neighborhood, "Making a churro" was used.
I used "Making a twisted bread stick."
There's a variety.
Jung Soo and I graduated from the same university.
We hung out often as children.
Since I went to the bathroom often...
he said that I make a lot of bread...
and nicknamed me a patissier.
(He nicknamed Jae Hee a patissier.)
It became my nickname.
He still calls me by that nickname.
He goes, "Patissier."
I actually like bread, too.
At one time in my life, I thought about giving up on acting.
I decided...
to make myself happy no matter what...
and make bread.
Did you learn how to bake?
I was in the middle of finding curriculums...
when I got a role in "Love in the Moonlight."
It's meaningful.
No matter how hard I try to find different paths...
there's a path for me.
There's a higher power that guides me.
You should hang out with Seo Jang Hoon.
Whenever he says...
"It's meaningless," you can explain the meaning.
(Jang Hoon will point, too.)
Let's hear some voice impressions.
Sana will make the sound of Super Mario's jump.
Really?
(Snort)
- Wow. - Wow.
(Snort)
You're as good as Okdongja.
- How did you do that? - You're like Okdongja.
I pinch my nose and when I pull down...
I snort lightly.
- She's really good. - Do it again.
(Humming)
(Snort)
Your didn't have a nose job, right?
(She unintentionally proved a fact.)
- Sang Jun. - Sang Jun.
Will you act out funny situations?
- This'll be funny. - It'll be hilarious.
- What's the first? - First,
I'll do what I showed Yang Se Chan.
That wasn't mentioned in the script.
- Okay, then. - I like to do it together.
I'll show you how a person...
with one zit and a person with many gets rid of them.
A person with one zit does this.
They do this.
A person with zits all over their face does this.
(Squeezing them all at once)
(They burst out laughing)
They squeeze their whole face.
They liked that a lot.
- They liked that. - Is this what you like?
I should've done it sooner.
If you liked that...
- you'll like everything on there. - Number one.
A man looking flustered after arguing with his girlfriend...
and crosses the road first.
If you're in Gangnam or Myeongdong...
You're are bound to see at least one.
You can tell when they're arguing or about to.
- Can you help? - Help him.
- You're arguing. - Say something and walk away.
If I grab your wrist, shake me off and leave.
(Come on, cheer up.)
Shake him off.
- The other way. - That way.
Go that way.
She didn't cross the road.
I can't walk after you if you go this way.
You have to go the other way.
- Fight first. - Sana.
Walk off saying, "It's over."
You don't have to do that.
- "It's over." - Cue.
It's over!
(A melancholy man gazing after his girlfriend)
(Sana...)
(Dashing off)
- He ran after her. - He ran after her.
(Sighing)
Popping the zits was the funniest so far.
Let's say I did only that.
- No, no, no. - It's okay.
- Sang Jun. - It was very accurate.
It was.
A girl sneezing when she's with another girl friend...
- versus with her boyfriend. - This should be funny.
When girls are with other girls...
they sneeze like this.
When with friends.
(About to sneeze)
(Achoo!)
- That's when they're with girls. - Yes.
- When a girl... - Is with her boyfriend.
A boyfriend or a guy she's interested in.
(An itchy nose)
(A small snort)
They're laughing, but...
Those two are tough to please.
(The zit-popper's back)
They're tough.
- Anything else? - No.
(Is this your best? Yes.)
It doesn't look good.
(Join me...)
If you keep saying that...
Radio Star is a popular show.
People will think I'm not funny.
- They won't. - Do we need another coffin?
(Another failed comedian needs a burial.)
You're wearing black, too.
(The only dark force)
(Deep sigh)
Sana.
- Once you laugh, you can't stop. - No.
Once, when someone was scolding you...
Who was this, Park Jin Young?
No, what happened was...
- when I was a trainee... - Were you told to leave?
I did something wrong and was called upstairs...
where there were people in the office.
I laugh a lot at pretty much anything,
even when someone's scolding me.
The girl scolding me said, "Don't laugh, I hate that."
When she said that...
I thought of the song that goes "don't laugh, I hate it, so don't".
- Is that a song? - What song is it?
That made me laugh even more.
Look it up.
- What song is it? - Is there such a song?
For someone who says she laughs at anything,
she didn't laugh much at Sang Jun's jokes.
It's such a pity.
Our humour's a bit different to Japan's.
I guess so.
How do you laugh? Do you laugh out loud?
At first I just smile with the corner of my mouth,
and if that makes the angry person even angrier...
that makes me laugh even more.
It's a bit rude now that I think about it.
Did you find the song?
It's BESTie's "Thank U Very Much".
- BESTie? - It's BESTie's song?
Listen to it.
("Don't laugh, I hate it, so don't laugh.")
"Don't laugh, I hate it, don't laugh."
You thought of this song as someone was scolding you?
She asked why I was laughing so I told her why.
Now whenever she wants to scold me, she thinks of that song...
so she lets me off with a warning because she can't keep...
- a straight face. - That's nice.
JYP Entertainment's a nice company.
- It's a brand concept. - Jeong Yeon couldn't stop laughing.
Which of these two is funnier?
- Who do you prefer? - Hyung Tak.
- Hyung Tak? - Yes.
I'm a comedian and two actors are funnier than me?
- We didn't even ask her about you. - Didn't you?
Comedy's my day job.
You're behind a curtain.
(We thought you were behind the curtains.)
(I'm waiting for you.)
- Too bad. - Sang Jun.
- Cho Jung Seok's your classmate. - Is he?
I'm actually his senior.
- Jung Seok... - Is he younger?
He failed to get in twice.
- He was born in 1980. - Are you the same age?
No, he's two years older than me.
When you first met, did you not think he'd become this huge?
I said that because I started by showing off...
saying that everyone knew me in college.
Jung Seok's huge now,
but he was my junior in college and freshmen...
have to introduce themselves.
He wrote his full name, Cho Jung Seok, and said...
"It's Cho Jung Seok, not the word that means "driver"."
That's all I remember about him. That and him playing a guitar...
on the grass.
After I became a comedian with my own sketch...
I performed in Daehangno.
After the show, on the way home...
I passed by the hall where "Grease" was on.
I always saw Jung Seok surrounded by fans...
giving autographs when he wasn't even a celebrity.
- He showed potential. - Yes.
While he was doing all that, when he saw me pass by...
he paused to bow deeply and say hello.
I told him not to do that anymore because...
we'd both graduated and he was older than me.
The next time I passed by after my show...
I guess that's when he goes home.
He saw me again and bowed again.
Because he kept doing that...
I went home a different way, just to avoid meeting him.
Then he appeared in the movie "Architecture 101".
It shot him to stardom.
I realised he'd really become a star.
That's when I wanted to befriend him.
I didn't have his contact information.
I logged onto my social media account...
found Jung Seok's, and sent him a message.
"Jung Seok, it's so good to see you doing well."
"My only wish is that you follow me back."
He replied, "I watch your shows sometimes."
That's how he replied back.
(It's just what he wanted.)
You wanted that.
Yes, I wanted him to speak to me freely.
Did you wonder why he was suddenly being so informal?
That could seem funny.
- "Hi, Sang Jun." - Why did I even avoid him?
(Keep on being informal.)
I met Sang Jun before.
- 13 years ago. - Where?
- We went to the same college. - Did you?
We were different majors...
but we took a lecture together.
To be honest, he was funnier then.
He was funny just when he was sitting still.
- How can sitting still be funny? - I wondered who the funny guy was.
- How is that funny? - I was a bit weird then.
I believed that my college was no place for normal people.
We had legends to live up to.
A professor once told Shin Dong Yeob...
to get him a coffee instead of disrupting the lecture.
Dong Yeob called a nearby cafe and had a lady bring the coffee.
- For the professor? - On "SNL"...
- Was that a motif? It's true. - Yes.
It's a true story.
Pyo In Bong was famous for never showering.
He never showered when he came to class.
I decided to stand out by doing something silly.
There was a sauna nearby...
and their uniform was pink, a pink tee and pink shorts.
It was so pretty...
so I offered to buy two tees and two shorts from the owner.
She asked what for and I said I wanted to wear it to class.
She gave them to me.
The sauna's name was on the shirt, so it's free publicity for her.
- Did you wear it? - I wore that every day.
(Sang Jun on a field trip.)
He was really funny then.
He's still funny now.
I've been watching you closely.
You were funnier then.
I'm serious.
Hyung Tak, in the pre-taping interview...
you told a few stories of things that...
happened to you that would shock us.
- Yes. - One of them...
was about food that someone else had left.
This is how I'd like to describe those incidences.
One was an out-of-body experience.
One was teleportation.
I saw it happen.
- Did you see both? - Yes.
- I was out drinking with a friend. - Eating whelk.
I think it's a waste to leave a lot of food.
- It is. - When that happens...
I go and get the food.
Most of the time the food's clean.
Once I was out with a friend at a table next to a couple.
They laughed and talked for a while...
then got up saying, "Okay, let's go."
- They'd left way too much food. - Whelk.
I said to my friend, "That's just wrong"...
so I took their plate and poured some of their food onto our plate...
then put their plate back on their table where it was.
The couple came back in.
(Oh no.)
They'd gone out to smoke.
What did you do?
- What should you do? - What then?
- What did they do after they came? - They came back in.
"Where's our food?"
- "Ma'am, where did our food go?" - Oh no...
"I don't know."
- So what happened? - So what happened?
That's the out-of-body experience.
(My mind left my body.)
Did you just stay still?
We sat there and stared.
(If only they could hide...)
We tried to feign ignorance...
- but we just couldn't. - Not you, of all people.
I went up and told them the truth.
- "We thought you'd left." - Then, I bought them the food.
- I feel the chills right now. - We ate the rest.
(Even the listener can feel the stress.)
That was a weird experience.
About the teleportation story...
- I wasn't famous then. - Yes.
I got on the subway and the first thing...
you do is to scan for empty seats.
I noticed one last empty seat...
- so I walked up to it. - You went towards the seat.
Just as I reached the spot, I took off my backpack...
and hugged it to sit down.
I swear I didn't see anyone pass on either side of me.
But when I sat down...
(Just then...)
I sat on a lady.
(A lady was in the seat.)
"Oh, hello..."
(How embarrassing.)
I got up and walked to the next car.
The lady teleported.
(His life is like science fiction.)
Hyung Tak experienced...
- a lot of weird things. - He did.
Did your lips get caught in the subway's sliding doors?
That sounds impossible.
- Don't do this. - It's true.
- It can't be. - Don't lie.
That happened long ago, before I even started acting.
I was going from Dangsan to Yeongdeungpo.
- I like details. - At Dangsan...
my girlfriend was sending me off and we were so in love.
I got into the train to go to Sadang to transfer and my girlfriend...
was on the platform.
(They kissed by the exit.)
"Okay, bye."
The door slid shut.
(Right onto his lips)
It really slammed shut on my lips.
- A little space would've helped. - I don't think you'd lie.
- You wouldn't lie. - It really happened.
- Is it true? - There were witnesses.
Did the doors stay shut or did they open again?
They stayed shut.
- They stay shut. - No way.
- Did the train go? - It did.
- Couldn't you get out? - I could have.
- He could've freed himself. - The piercing gazes...
I stayed like that...
pretending to be deep in thought.
He's leaning against the doors.
When it started to hurt too much, I freed myself.
The door left a mark.
- Like this. - The people watching...
(It's the mark of love.)
(It really hurt.)
- How did your girlfriend react? - She just...
- watched as the train pulled out. - I bet that...
she pretended to not know him.
(How could she be embarrassed?)
Is it yours and Lee Sang Woo's dream...
- to see the shoe-billed stork? - Yes.
Where does the shoe-billed stork live?
I believe it lives somewhere in Africa.
I've been in love with that bird...
for about three years now.
- I look up videos everyday. - Is it an affair?
- Are you cheating on Doraemon? - I'm not.
You are. Doraemon used to be your only love.
What's wrong with you?
(It dawned on him.)
(Sorry, Doraemon.)
Why do you like that bird?
- It's like a living fossil. - Is it this bird?
- Lee Joon mentioned this bird. - I know.
- An adult is 2m tall. - This is it.
- It reaches 2m. - Really? That's huge.
Does this actually exist on earth?
- Yes. - Compared to other birds...
- It's amazing. - This exists?
- Yes, it does. - It's real.
- You could ride it. - Would you...
keep one at home?
(Would you keep one?)
Would you fly on one?
Would you let it bite your lips?
(It's an another weird experience for Hyung Tak.)
Jae Hee thought that...
strange things that don't happen to anyone else...
kept happening to him, and thought...
he was in his own version of...
"The Truman Show".
(Everyone but Truman's an actor and the show's broadcast live.)
Too many strange things happened all my life.
- Like what? - Give examples.
For example... This is a long story.
- Explain the incident. - The incident?
If the guest says it's a long story, we tell the person to skip it.
Other people would say, "Let's hear it"...
but not us.
(We move on to the next question.)
Give us the gist of it. The main incident.
I'll speak fast.
I wear a tracksuit when I come to work and the reason is...
I was in a commercial once when I was young.
I was a supporting model...
and the main model showed up in a tracksuit...
and that's when I decided to do the same.
That model had a manager with him...
- and the manager... - You can slow down.
- You're allowed to speak slowly. - The manager...
Shorten the story. Don't just speak fast.
That's exactly it.
(He could speak 800 letters a minute.)
Edit the story.
- Shorten it. - Listen.
- Get to the point. - Don't say it twice the speed.
- Keep it short. - Okay.
- We shot a commercial. - He wore a tracksuit.
The main model's manager came into the dressing room...
and slept all through the shoot.
I thought that the manager looked...
cool when he was sleeping.
I told myself that if I got a manager...
I'd let him sleep, too.
Many years later...
I couldn't get work as an actor, so I met with my CEO...
to say I'd find another agency.
He said we should talk and took me to fried chicken place...
owned by someone he knew for some beer.
The restaurant owner was the model from the commercial.
- It felt so strange. - Is it the tracksuit guy?
Yes, it's him. When we met...
I told him that he inspired me to come to work in a tracksuit...
and I even told him that I appeared in the commercial...
alongside him many years ago, and my CEO said...
"I was the manager that slept."
The manager sleeping in the room had become the CEO of my agency.
(It's his current boss.)
- That's strange. - It's like the movie.
The same people play multiple roles.
Weird things like that kept on happening...
so I ended up thinking that everyone I knew was playing a part.
- With you as the lead. - Yes.
- I see the same people everyday. - Are we supporting actors?
We're cameos because it's for one day.
- Jeong Yeon and Sana, too. - You aren't cameos.
You're important people.
- They're playing famous singers. - They're pretending to be...
- famous singers. - One day...
I saw my mother and I thought...
she looked too different with her make up on.
She looked like an average middle-aged lady without it.
But with makeup, she looks amazing.
I started thinking about that.
As an actress, she can't always be around.
I thought 3 or 4 people took turns playing my mom.
- Do they look alike? - Yes.
- Did they take turns? - Yes.
- Are you delusional or what? - Maybe one went on holiday.
(If she looks different, one went on holiday.)
It's like this. When he's at home...
- the whole world shuts down. - Exactly.
When I'm walking along, the director's saying "cue".
(You're now watching The Song Jae Hee Show.)
That's what I thought then.
The director gave Sang Jun a pathetic role, then.
What's exactly my role?
(He's a supporting actor who isn't funny.)
- What bad luck. - Wait.
- He's usually funny. - I know.
Is this a tragedy?
(Is this a tragedy?)
(We all know his ending will be a sad one.)
- Jae Hee served in the marines. - Yes.
You get scared in basement parking lots...
so you pretend to have a gun with you.
Everything about him leads back to "The Truman Show".
- It's all about the movie. - If something scary happens now...
he'll think it's about him.
(It's all about him.)
If the elevator stops, "What is it now?"
(What will happen now?)
I'm a scaredy-cat...
so I always think I might be under attack.
- In a basement parking lot... - You get out.
Before I get out of my car, I look around.
- Is this what you usually do? - Yes. I'm in my car now.
I check to see if anyone's there.
If I don't see anyone, I assume they're hiding.
I open the door.
I use whatever is around me.
(He uses geographical features.)
Is this what you do in your everyday life?
- In the parking lot? - Yes.
Say the entrance to the building is over there.
I act normally.
(With a poker face)
I press the code and go in.
(He slips in fast.)
- In any situation... - Where's the gun?
My gun?
It's an extension of that.
(With his fingers pointed like a gun...)
You make life so much more fun.
(He's still acting.)
No, but this... This is...
(He's so funny, that she's laughing in silence.)
Why are you laughing? You just can't stop.
Can we please stop filming "The Truman Show" for now?
(Can we stop for now?)
We have a witness account of you, Jae Hee.
- You are in trouble. - Too bad.
"16 years ago, Jae Hee and I"...
- "lived together for two years." - With me?
"I held him as he cried about his career almost every other day."
"He said he'd call me if he ever made it as an actor."
- 16 years ago? - "He never called."
"He'd changed his number. I hope you're well."
"I'm rooting for you, 875."
- 875? - It's a code.
- Do you remember this? - Did you live with a friend?
- No. - No?
- Is this true? - A housemate...
- I want to believe it's a man. - I lived at home.
I really hope this was written by a man.
- Were you in high school then? - No, I was...
I'm 28 now, so I was 22.
- What? - You're 38.
- You aren't 28. - You're 38.
I'm in shock.
I'm 38 now. So, 16 years ago...
- I was 22. - You were born in 1979.
This was when I was in the Marines.
- It's a fellow Marine. - I see.
He must've been in the same batch in the military.
- I guess I met him in the military. - Batch 875.
- Were you the 875th batch? - Batch 875.
You were in the unit "Owl", right?
- That can't be the unit's nickname. - I'm the 879th batch.
Don't act like you know about his unit.
(I didn't serve under active duty in the military.)
- I think he was my senior. - It must be...
- his batch number. - He must be the 875th batch.
I remember someone in the 875th batch...
who comforted me. I cried a lot when I was in the military.
- Do you remember him now? - We have pictures.
- Let's let him say his name. - Okay. Guess his name.
There were four people in the 875th batch.
- What's your batch number? - I'm the 879th batch.
- Lee Dong Hyun. - He's three years his senior.
- Lee Dong Hyun? - Yes.
- Is that correct? - Is that correct?
I'll show you the picture first.
- Do you see him among them? - There are four other people.
- This is Jae Hee. - There he is.
- The first from the left. - Is this him?
- Is this him? - Yes, that's him. Am I right?
- You're right. It's Lee Dong Hyun. - That's awesome.
You're posing as if you were their senior standing in the middle.
- Because I'm the lead actor. - Lead actor?
("The Truman Show in the Marine")
It's okay because he's the lead actor...
in "The Truman Show".
I guess these four are actors.
Yes. They played in the drama.
- The filming set was designed well. - Right.
The TV station did a good job in designing the set.
(He laughs as he thinks of the memories.)
- The ship looked like the real one. - It was a large-scale drama.
I filmed a military drama for two years.
(He's brazen.)
(He's an unprecedented person in the entertainment history.)
When you were in the sixth grade...
- It's a question for Jeong Yeon. - Yes.
Is your graduation photo the only photo of you in the primary school?
(Gu Ra asks a question awkwardly.)
Pardon?
- We prepared your photo. - Ask a question properly.
- We prepared your photo. - Don't just think about the photo.
He was reaching the photo while asking the question.
I wanted to show you the photo quickly.
What kind of show host does that?
- It says to hear her answer first. - I couldn't wait to show the photo.
Is it true that your only photo in the primary school is...
- your graduation photo? - Put the photo down.
He can't multitask.
That's not true.
- So... - He's still holding the photo.
Do you have just one photo?
That's true. Before I entered middle school...
I was fat.
- I was fat in primary school. - Hold on.
This photo reminds me of someone.
- I know. - Oh, no.
- I'm worried. - It's okay.
(He's hesitating.)
You look okay.
(He finally reveals her photo.)
- It's okay. - She looks pretty.
Why did you put your sunglasses on your head?
This photo will be the talk of the town.
I'm sure it'll be the talk of the town.
Why did you put these on your head?
Jeong Yeon, do you not like this photo?
No. I was too fat back then.
To us...
- You were in primary school. - You look so cute and pretty.
- Children aren't usually skinny. - You don't look fat.
Is it that you didn't have your photos taken...
or that you kept only this one?
I threw away all the photos except this one.
- Did you? - I looked so fat in the photos.
- There's a rumor... - She didn't want to show this.
that Jeong Yeon is the one who makes decisions for JYP Entertainment.
Don't say such a thing like that.
Why did you keep this photo?
- Because it's my graduation photo. - I see.
- Yes. - Children at this age are...
usually plump like you.
- That's right. They become thin... - Right.
- after their adolescence. - That's right.
- You look so cute. - You look okay.
- I just don't like these. - Me, too.
I wish I hadn't worn those sunglasses.
(The sunglasses ruin her perfect graduation photo.)
Children don't usually wear sunglasses like that.
- She knows how to be stylish. - Exactly.
My teacher put them on my head.
I wish my teacher hadn't done it.
(She blames her teacher.)
Don't be upset. You look pretty.
- I guess you were plump back then. - Yes, I was.
What's your favorite food?
Do you like gomtang?
Don't make a joke like that.
Didn't you want me to say that?
- Didn't you? - I thought of fried chicken.
I expected her to say, "Fried chicken".
You asked that intentionally.
That's not true.
I thought we had good chemistry.
(Kim Gu Ra, suspected to have induced Jong Shin to say the joke.)
- That's not my intention. - I meant to crack that joke...
and he asked, "What's your favorite food?"
(Jong Shin claims that it was intentional.)
She likes fried chicken.
- What's your favorite food? - It's hilarious.
Me?
It's not gomtang, is it?
(No way.)
- If we keep going like this, - If it's really gomtang...
we could find out her favorite shoe brand, too.
What's your favorite food?
I like seasoned sea snails.
- Seasoned sea snails? - Yes.
Hyung Tak, it could disappear, right?
- I might take it away. - It's an unbelievable experience.
Sana.
You don't crave Japanese food often, but you crave kimchi. Is that true?
When we eat greasy food like meat, I look for kimchi.
It's hard to believe that I look for it.
Also, I like sashimi very much.
In Japan, people eat sashimi with soy sauce.
I came to prefer chogochujang when I eat sashimi.
- Do you make vegetable wraps, too? - Yes.
One of your group members likes jokbal, right?
Is she into some other food now?
She likes raw octopus now.
- It's Momo. - That's right.
What's your favorite food?
I like soy sauce-marinated crab.
(She answers the question.)
I see.
Many Japanese people like that.
I guess you just like asking that question.
- It's just your favorite question. - That's right.
- "What's your favorite food?" - I was mistaken.
There are some questions he likes to ask.
That's funny.
Did you keep asking that to remain consistent?
- Of course. - You're so timid.
He wanted to prove what he said was true.
That was good.
He's a professional entertainer.
(He's professional as always.)
How long have you been living in Korea?
It's been about four and a half years.
- She learned Korean very quickly. - I think...
- Momo... - Yes?
I think you speak Korean better than Momo.
- She's good at speaking Korean. - Am I right?
She's the best among our group members from overseas.
Right?
What is Momo's favorite food?
(He explains himself by repeating the same question.)
When people searched Sang Jun's name on the internet...
the related search words used to be "Marriage".
- It's still the same now. - Why is that?
I went on a blind date not long ago.
We exchanged our photos...
and talked to each other via text messages.
Then, we decided to meet up.
The day before the date...
she texted me, "I don't think I can see you tomorrow."
- Did she say that? - Yes. I asked why.
She said, "You must know why."
I said, "I have no idea. Please tell me."
She said, "A married man shouldn't date a single woman."
- Really? - "I didn't know much about you,"
"so I searched you on the internet, and it says you're married."
That's why she canceled our date.
I searched my name on the internet. It turned out someone asked...
on a portal website if I were married, and someone else replied.
There were no signs of hesitation.
Without hesitating...
it said, "Yes, I am married."
That's why she thought I was a married man.
- I see. - She decided not to see me.
I got so angry, and I replied to that comment.
"Why are you trying to ruin my life?"
"I'm Lee Sang Jun, and I'm not married."
Since then...
the word "Marriage" comes up as a related search word.
- After that... Oh, you have it. - As you can see...
Someone wrote, "Is Lee Sang Jun married?" on February 9, 2016.
The reply is, "Yes, I am married."
(It's a clear answer.)
He wrote, "I'm Lee Sang Jun, and I'm not married."
"Why are you trying to ruin my life?"
The reply sounds quite trustworthy.
It simply says, "Yes, I am married."
(It has no other explanation.)
(Lee Sang Jun, 35, single)
You're watching a high-end music program, Radio Star.
We're with the stars whose names aren't as famous as their faces.
Today's theme is "The Song That Will Imprint My Name on People's Mind".
Let's hear the song that Hyung Tak chose.
He chose the theme song of "Doraemon" as expected.
The song was composed by Shunsuke Kikuchi.
The lyrics were written by Takumi Kusube.
The song title is "Doraemon's Song".
In fact...
I became famous because of my affection for Doraemon.
My wish was to live in a house with two bathrooms.
My wish came true. Thanks to Doraemon, too.
I think Doraemon has given me a lot of gifts.
Why don't you leave a will like this?
"Please fill my coffin with Doraemon action figures."
- That would be possible. - I might consider that.
He could make his coffin like Doraemon.
- His children will have to see it. - It's too cheery for a funeral.
Wouldn't it be a happy funeral?
It would be a happy funeral.
Imagine a coffin that looks like Doraemon.
(He'd pass away in a cute pose.)
(He's happy whenever he talks about Doraemon.)
Let's Hyung Tak sing "Doraemon's Song".
"Doraemon's Song".
Thank you.
(As the cheery melody is playing,)
(Hyung Tak is the happiest man in the world at this moment.)
Look how happy he looks.
He looks so happy. He's in a trance.
(He's immersed in the song.)
(In 1, 2.)
(I wish I could do everything I want)
(I have so many dreams to fulfill)
(Doraemon helps you fulfill all your dreams)
(Doraemon has a magical pocket to make your dreams come true)
(He's immersed in the song.)
(He chants the spell to fly into the sky.)
(That's great)
(It's a bamboo helicopter)
(He flies in a bamboo helicopter.)
(The middle-aged actor makes a confession from his heart.)
(Doraemon)
(One more time)
(Oh, yes, I like you so much)
(Doraemon)
(It was a heartfelt performance.)
- It was short and nice. - Indeed.
Children's songs are perfect for Radio Star.
- Is it a one-verse song? - Yes, it is.
Is that true?
- I see. - Children would hate it...
if the song was longer than that.
They can't wait to watch the cartoon.
(That's true.)
Let's hear the song that Jae Hee chose.
He's the star in his own life.
Didn't you sing this song just before?
He chose a good song.
Jae Hee, why did you choose this song?
My dream came true today...
because I wished to appear on Radio Star.
No matter what hardships you're going through now...
it will be a stepping stone for your future.
- That's what this song is about. - What other variety shows...
do you wish to appear on?
- Are there any shows on your mind? - I think he'll be invited.
- Honestly, I think... - How about "I Live Alone"?
I can let it go since my dream came true.
I feel satisfied.
I think he'd be great on "I Live Alone".
I do live alone.
Let's hear him sing "Towards Tomorrow".
(Jae Hee will sing "Towards Tomorrow".)
("The Jae Hee Show" begins.)
I think that's true.
Thank you for being here with me...
where my dream came true.
(His eyes look different once he starts singing.)
He's good at singing.
(He's holding the microphone in an unusual way.)
(He's unexpectedly good at singing.)
(The world I dreamed of when I was a child)
(He missed the beat.)
That's not good.
- He made a mistake. - That's not good.
(He sings high notes to redeem his mistake.)
(- Oh my goodness. - He startled me.)
(Forget the past and move towards tomorrow)
(That's right. I fulfilled my dream.)
(He's overwhelmed with joy.)
(He starts singing the second verse.)
I'm sorry. I forgot.
I should've turned the music off sooner. I'm sorry.
- Thank you. - I'm sorry. Please come back down.
- It was longer than I thought. - I'm sorry.
Now, let's hear...
Sang Jun, you chose a perfect song.
I knew how things would turn out today.
Let's hear the song that Sang Jun chose.
(What song did Sang Jun choose?)
- He has foresight. - This song is...
- "Loner" by Outsider. - He has foresight.
He made us laugh by choosing a song.
- This is the best song choice. - That's amazing.
Can you sing this song?
I don't think I can do, but I had a feeling that I'd be a loner.
So, I practiced yesterday.
- It's a fast rap song. Is it okay? - Yes.
- I'll give it a try. - Was it MC Sniper's song?
I need to get more air time.
- This part will be aired. - I'll try my best...
- Don't worry. - To keep the beat.
- Let's hear him sing. - Okay.
(Sang Jun will sing "Loner".)
- He wasn't funny. - He failed to tell funny stories.
Could he be able to perform this?
I'm walking all by myself.
He is here just to perform this song.
I shouldn't have appeared on Radio Star with Jae Hee.
He's so peculiar.
(Is he rapping or talking?)
In 1, 2, 3, 4.
(Is there anyone to heal my heart? The scar won't disappear)
(I'm afraid of people and to love someone)
(The lyrics feel like his own story.)
(Is there anyone to heal my heart?)
(I'm afraid of people and to love someone)
(I'm afraid I might be forgotten)
(The loner is rapping from his broken heart.)
He's good.
(The lyrics makes it easy for him to get immersed in emotions.)
(He's doing his best to get more air time.)
(Whirling hurricane, tightened belt)
(Sang Jun is on a roll when the show is about to end.)
(Cheer up.)
(Every single second of life is so painful)
(Every single day, I feel so afraid)
(He screams.)
(Somebody, please help me get out of this slump.)
(Good job.)
- Thank you. - He did a good job.
It was the best moment of today's show.
He said it so halfheartedly.
He was amazing.
Sang Jun, the lyrics have more words than you've said in four hours.
- Is that so? - You used twice more words...
than you used while talking with us in four hours.
The lyrics at the end was memorable. "Help me get out of this slump."
I can relate to that part.
You're wearing a dark-colored shirt.
I promise you we'll invite you again.
We'll invite you with Hwang Je Seong.
Would you like to be here with Hwang Je Seong?
I would love that, but I'm afraid he might outshine me.
One of the guests fulfilled his dream here today...
but I lost my hope here today.
- Goodness. - Today's theme was "You Don't..."
"Even Know My Name, I Am So Sad".
If people don't remember the names of these five charming stars...
- I'm so sad, I'm so sad - I'm so sad, I'm so sad.
(They sing together.)
From now on, people won't ask your names.
- Stop nagging - Stop nagging.
- People will remember your names... - Stop nagging
- from now on. - Right.
Just like today...
- Cheer up, baby - Cheer up, baby.
We wish you the best.
We'll say goodbye here. See you next week.
- Please. - Please.